Fobzyfobzy's back in Oz
April 29th 2008 01:32
Well I'm back in good old Oz, Sydney, Australia and flown here by British Air, is there any other airline?
I don't know whether I am jet lagged or simply worn out with Mother's enforced socializing program and getting on with the business of getting me a wife. Carrying on the line and all that sort of thing you know, as well as preserving the pedigree and on the quiet conserving my inheritance, without which fobzy is nothing and that just would not do.
I am burdened with the task of keeping computer records of all my expenses from now on and I'm even on the payroll now, not that I could possibly be expected to live off my wages. Although I have rather a large stipend for the small amount of work I actually do, it is still insufficient to keep me in the manner to which I have become accustomed let alone provide for a wife and family with the upstairs and downstairs staff and all those minor expenses.
Mother will have us switching off the lights whenever we can, she is going down that ghastly 'look after the environment track', you know, switch off the lights but get yourself an electric car. There is something bothering fobzy's mind there, or is it just mine, as you know I am not really very bright but I do have a way with the ladies, and I have certainly not lost that, marriage or no marriage ( the latter, of course, is not worth thinking about, as that would be a complete disaster).
But, anyway, for two weeks I shall be catching up with my old pals, mainly at the races but with my hands kept strictly out of my wallet and away from the credit cards, oh how I miss my little gambling vices, sad, isn't it when one gets caught out.
And other than admiring glances I shall have to keep away from the lovely little ladies, such a shame.
It was a hectic two weeks and it will be full on again when I go back to the UK again in two weeks time, but I shall have to keep myself busy in order to stay ahead of my vices.
Orble appears to be churning out posts almost on a production line basis, but I don't think they'll get much more productivity from me.
See how rapidly I am coming up to speed with those little business friendly terms, it's such a ball, I'll be getting a swelled head next. Oh what a way to go.
It'll be back to business with my next post but heavens knows what that will be all about, it seems Google is a very popular theme.
I wonder what I can do with adcents.
I've just checked mine, after my two weeks absence, no time while I was away and sadly I am still living in hope, not one cent to bless myself with.
How are you doing? Having much luck?
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