FobzyJust letting you know who I really am.
March 11th 2008 07:59
Hello, there, everyone,
Sebastian Fobbs is the name and I have a very unusual history.
Incidentally, I'm new here on Orble, and they don't strike me as too bright around here. That suits me fine, of course, because I am not too bright myself.
By some strange twist of fate, they've linked me up with that wretched katyzzz woman, damn shame, as I had no fixed address, apparently one needs an address for blogging, I can't see why, given the strange nature of the many emails I receive each day which come out of nowhere.
Incidentally, the length and breadth of mine is more than adequate and I am an expert with my instrument, so the ladies tell me, and I have been practising for many years now.
Anyway, back to my original story, and the katyzzz mix up, it appears some fool observed, without consulting me I might add, the common z, and katyzzz has three of those, whereas I only have one. Assumption must have been made that she was my closest relative here and dumped me in with her posts.
Now, I'm sure the lady is very proper and nice, but she is no relative of mine, and is certainly not me and thank God, I am not Her, talk about gender confusion.
So, if you see katyzzz coming up regularly on my posts, please feel sorry for me, I'm affectionately known as fobzy, and that is how I'll be signing off, for all other intents and purposes and bless me if I'm not stuck with that silly little logo she designed herself, the only relationship between us being that we are both here on Orble, but I'd be happy to see her go, really that would release me to do my own thing.
I may well want to write for the movies, I understand that pays a few more cents, Cents I ask you? what is the use of them? they don't even buy an all day sucker. Oh, well, I might get lucky and be the only one here making a mint and let's see them suddenly accepting my NFA then, eh? Just because I'm a world traveller.
So back to my original story.
I came into this world as the result of a passionate love affair between my wealthy mother and some lounge lizard who kept fleecing her of her money.
He suddenly departed when she started asking him where all HER money was going, leaving behind, no doubt by way of recompense , a miniscule deposit, that deposit happened to be me.
So as her father, my grandfather, has a habit of saying, "it's a wise man who knows his father", I, in fact have never known the identity of mine.
But mummsy makes me a very generous allowance, but since that little matter of my gambling debts, she polices every cent I spend, so I'd like to become a man of independent means and where should I start, but here.
I don't type of course, in my days, typing was only for the fairer sex, those needing to seek gainful employment, which has never been my problem, so it's out with my TWO fingers and off I go,
I don't know what my blog will look like so I'll have to try and work that out, please be patient, with a bit of the fobzy good luck charm I have high hopes of some friendly little lady helping me out.
But I must let you know before I go, fobzy is here to make MONEY, and if you see that word mentioned to excess I'm sure you'll realize why.
More about me, my stupidity and my education is coming on another post as will my money making little schemes and adventures.
Wish me well folks, I'm not too bright, as you know, but I do know how to count, especially money, preferably other peoples with an eye on it becoming mine.
fobzy. aka katyzzz, I could just cry, what an association to be lumbered with. Feel for me everyone, please.
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Comment by Michaelie
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Oh that's more like it
katyzzzfobzy!!!Hilarious and wonderful and interesting and mischievous and ironic and with the right TONE by God!
Now we're coming at it from the right direction.
Michaelie
Comment by katyzzz
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Perhaps you can help me out some time, yes I'm very anxious to escape that katyzzz woman, quite dampens my style and you have comprehended my post instantly, yes it does have a certain tone, MONEY, always speaks with a loud voice, don't you think?, I'm not too bright as you know, so I may need a little help finding my way around, delighted to meet you Michaelie, it's such a pleasure my dear, such a charming response, so quickly, we should get together some time.
Bye, my darling,
Your little play fellow, fobsy
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