Fobzyfobzy announces his celibacy.
April 11th 2008 03:15
Well, I am so happy, those bright boys on Orble are not so stupid as I thought, but don't worry I still am so you can all relax.
I am to have my very own site with my little London address and Jon has worked it all out beautifully, there's a few hiccups to begin with and I'm a little worried that they'll put me in with z cars, not that I know what that is, but I think it just might pay a little and that would be nice.
But I do hope that things work out well this time and everything goes according to plan, after all I leave for home in the UK tomorrow and with Mother organizing everything I just hope I'll still be free to post.
Getting married that is what it is all about and until then I feel honour bound to be celibate and that should make me really keen to get married by the end of the year, I expect I'll be so randy by then that even the ugliest girl will look attractive.
So from now on I shall be so discreet with what I say, which will be difficult and I'll have to give up talking about girls so much and I know there will be a lot of disappointed ladies out there, but never mind, they'll move on to greener pastures and with a bit of luck they should be able to dupe some male into marriage, which is the only way most girls are ever going to get anyone permanent the way they keep giving it about all over the place, such foolishness.
I have my bags packed and fobzy has shown he can be quite the little organizer and now I'm just waiting to be able to complete my profile ( it will be brief) with my own little picture and it is quite difficult finding one.
Although I don't think there's too much in the way of competition around here, most of their pics are nothing to write home about and I am going to pinch mine from the net, but what should it be? Not that old looking fellow I put on once, no this one will be tall and lean and very dapper it seems, just as the real fobzy is.
Well, I guess I have not chosen to-day's topic well but I simply do not care as I am so excited about having my own site and of course anticipating what will go on for me in England on my return.
There'll be a nice car to pick me up, of course, Mother is very good like that and then it will be introductions to the daughters of suitable families.
Things haven't changed too much in the old country you know.
And of course I am looking forward, as any proud father would be, to having all those little fobzys running around waiting for pats on the head from their proud dad.
Life does have its compensations you know.
fobzy yes that's me, blue for boys and pink for girls, that sorts most things out really.
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