FobzyWar and Peace.
March 17th 2008 00:47
fobzy here
Now, there' s a contradiction in terms for you. War is BIG - Right? Peace, well, not so BIG?
Now, it has occurred to me that if the one does not attract the attention I want, the other will. But, let's just see what happens. My other little schemes and ventures are not turning out too well but you never know what's around the corner, or put another way, when one door shuts another one opens, what goes around comes around, putting it rather circuitously.
I'm not sure I believe any of that, but back to the task in hand, think of WAR and you'll think of the US, Bush, Iraq and maybe you'll think about peace, now which of these sells advertising space, search me I don't know that's what I'm trying to work out.
So it's no longer Bush for President, maybe Bush for peace and War stands for Iraq and also means peace and I'll leave it to the politicians amongst you to work all of that out and I forgot the big one, OIL, but when it comes to keywords the ones I have seen mentioned high up are Bush and Iraq.
Now the US did War well, all over in six days, pack up and leave? wrong, pack up and stay and stay and stay, oh, dear I hope I don't attract ads for stays, that really would not DO.
So it's Bush 1 for war, and Bush not so 1 for peace. Bit confusing isn't it?
Now, I'm not really after adcents, I'm really after ad dollars, lots of them and the bigger the better.
And I am learning so much from the web but whenever I think Eureka, I've got it, they actually don't tell you much at all, some urge you to give up your day job, here, on Orble they urge you not to.
Well, I don't have a day job, so I don't have one to give up, or not to give up, Mummsey keeps me, but it would be great to be that dapper gentleman around town with independent means, rather than that dapper gentleman around town of dependent means.
And I've had to give up gambling for fear of being disinherited.
Have I put in enough about WAR and Bush and Iraq and Peace to get what I want, and even if I have will that get me anywhere.
As my teacher used to say to me at my very posh, school, Fobbs, he said my name right, you see, Fobbs he said, "You're stupid" Yes Sir, "You're the most stupid boy we've ever had here" Yes, sir, Now what did I just say, repeat it back to me.
You're stupid,
No, it's not me who is stupid, it's you, now repeat it,
It's You.
Not me, you, he screamed at me.
Now, repeat it.
Not me, you. Sir.
Sit down Fobbs, you're the biggest fool I've ever met.
Yes sir,
So, you see I don't have a very high opinion of myself, but that doesn't worry me, I couldn't be bothered with school, I was much more concerned how I'd been born without a father, such things always intrigued me.
They still do, I like the ladies you see.
But talking about War and Peace, that famous tome by Tolstoy, I have had several attempts to read it, thus far, each time, I've never got past the first few pages.
Now, I wonder just which key words are featured here. Let's just wait and see, shall we.
And may I say how thrilled I was to have so many visitors, yesterday, I'll do the rounds and put you on my calling list, I'll be there but not just straight away.
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