FobzyThe seventh fastest car in the wold - ever heard of it?
August 28th 2009 03:36
Spyker C8 Double 12 S: 215mph - 0-60 in 3.5 secs
Quite a handsome brute, isn't it?
Now you've had your fix for the day, you can come down to earth and join me in my farm and paternal pursuits, where I'm just as much of a beginner as you are.
So while Mary is inside there'll be three of us to take turns with the baby sitting.
Poor Mary is sick of T shirts and nursing bras and all the wetness and the irky bits so we are going to make a group effort to keep her happy, one of the maids who love babies will help to take care of Charlie but to-night Mary and I are going to cope on our own, and I shall return to my beloved's bed, where the best I'll be able to manage is some nice cuddles, avoiding those very prominent breast which carry Charlie's food supplies and in between feeds hopefully we'll manage some intermittent sleep.
I'll be changing nappies and stuff so just imagine what that's going to be like.
We've planned a nice little picnic for Sunday after church and mother is coming along where she'll be given some duties and cook has been put on notice for the event so there is bound to be a nice little picnic basket and some genuine non-alcoholic punch, we don't want the little fellow getting drunk at his age, do we?
There's a nice quiet little spot on the water, beneath some old trees and with a bit of a paddle and some fresh air and sunshine in such idyllic conditions Mary is bound to brighten up
We've some more nursing bras and T shirts so Mary can change as often as she likes although she is forced to wear overly large track pants until her figure returns to normal.
I'm intending to tell her how beautiful she is so she will not suffer from low self esteem, and guys aren't you just so glad that it's the little woman who must bear all of these things for the sake of the next generation and not us. After all I had no weight gain with pregnancy, all my clothes still fit and my breasts don't leak and other unmentionables.
Meanwhile as soon as I get a chance I'm going to arrange a nice evening out with just Mary and myself at a little restaurant close by with some restful music, hopefully getting Mary home for the next feed.
It's a hard enough life even for the best of us.
So do enjoy your lusting after the car, and even if you never get one, it's good to consider the possibility and a time to count your blessings for being a male, something us men usually take for granted.
More on my little vintage and a new guy we've emplyed on the farm next time, and boy is this guy keen, he'll be after Mother next but she'll put him in his place quite promptly, let me assure you.
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